It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. I salute those people. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. It's not fair, ya know? As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. It's really stressfull. I know a topic! And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. Today was Halloween. What's that? Hmmmmmmonkey. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? I WANT to write. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. I'm like the little engine that could. They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. My dadwas on this site. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! Perhaps my family is just so weird, we've lost all sense of perspective. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! This is because she memorizes the questions. Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. Then I completly understand. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. I'm just basically typing nothing. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! No. Okay. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! Neither of us thought to question the other. I don't exactly have a good track record with virtual pets. Good-bye. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. Which is exactly what it gets. First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. That's why. Do you care? The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. I'm so special. THen we go to library. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. I'm back! You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. Seeya. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! How do you PROVE something is not infinite? It just sounded very professional to say it. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! To Cheese Nips. All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. Today, I was checking out some weird news. and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. Think about it. Fire is free. Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. THe cake was good. That's talent. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! But people buy name brands. These cookies do not store any personal information. I feel special. there were lots of fireworks. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. They started shaking and barked their little heads off. Surely you have heard of her? So far this is nowhere near the world record. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? Especially that duct tape. Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. Obviously not. Maybe. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! GRAVITY IS EVIL! I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! Gee, I hope not! In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! And mildly weirded-out. Now no one can ever say that I don't take care of my viewers. And do I ever have a topic today! This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. Yep! OkayI admit it. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. The point is that it is nice to have readers. As long as I'm happy, right. "Purified" water. You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" For the love of Story. All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! while others are thinking "Who's John F. Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. I just can't seem to stop, though. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. Receive our Weekly Newsletter. HEEEEY! Scratch number seven. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". Isn't that sort of ironic? WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! I mean, who'd a thought? I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. www.flaming-chickens.com! What a good idea! Ooooo! If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. You thought you'd gotten rid of me. Who am I kidding. Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. You seeknowledge is good. My answer is simple. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. I wonder if I've made the world record? You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. Everything is fine. and eat dinner. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. But does anyone test "pure" water? There is always someone worse off and better off than you. It just doesn't make any sense. TACO is still in my heart. And they pushed my toes together. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. Wow. America? But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! That meant only one corse of action for them. if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! I'm back! Sometimes I just do this, you know? But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. HI! World's largest sentence. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. Definitly. Seeya. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. there were bugs. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. Aren't you happy? Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! Is this writer's block?! Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. Define three functions: the first function to extract all the sentences, the second to determine the longest sentence, and the third to determine the average sentence length. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. Today I will be mercifully brief. It's stupid. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. OR something. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. 0 . We become indebted to. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. I'm back. Although I acted like an idiot. ` A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. Any miniute now. Back to the present. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). It makes sense, though. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Aren't I special? It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. *nods* Well, yeahI KNOW I'm actually typing instead of talking. Can a senile person write? Longest math problem copy and paste According to Sciencealert, the longest math equation contains around 200 terabytes of text. You know, the small, white feather. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. Lots of gooey talent. WHAT!? Does it serve an obvious purpose? Ice cream trucks! I don't think there actually are any. OkayI can do it. It also shows the total number of sentences in a text file. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Seeya! We thank you! Bye! I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. I know, unlikely, huh? Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. This is a test, I repeat only a test. Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. How absurd. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! Did I mention that, yet. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! Python | Wasn't that semi-entertaining? It's early. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. The longest word entered in most standard English dictionaries is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with 45 letters. OH, SO SPLENDID!! There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. Because I am easily amused and have lots and lots of time on my hands. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. I'm back. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. I just thought that I might like to mention that. It was fun. But wait! Oh, guess what? I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. After all, look how long this text is. I bet you couldn't tell. Originally from Northern Ireland, she is an artist now based in Berlin. Despite its inclusion in the dictionary, it's generally considered superfluous, having been coined simply to claim the title of the longest English word. That way I can just outlaw the need for gravity and air pressure! But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. It's not fair! You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. They give lots and lots of homework. Creepy. 189,819 Letters Yes, that number is correct. does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) Yesthat's rightsuicide. Humor the crazy person, okay? Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. You want me to stay. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. Because eventually, I'll be back! Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Image by Carl Van Vechten, via Wikimedia Commons. I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. Hits all right. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Hey, where are you going?! I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) Sad to admit, but the majority of people would rather read the summary at the back of a book rather than the whole book itself. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. The boat sailed on . That's right, folks. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. AhhhI see your confusion! Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. You're only browsing it. aSk anybody. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. The title contains the longest word. WE got it at Wal-mart. When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. There are now longer sentences in . Suprised? The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. Never mind. Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. The number of licks, I mean. In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. No? I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. they liked landing on me. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. Never . And then I'll be writing for me again. No, really. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth." *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! Because I have nothing else to do right now. Wellthey are. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. Nor can I find it on any search engines. I'm back. Why am I writing? I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Okay. i cannot feel my feet. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. Thank you Squirell. Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? Teens Against Cartoon Owls. Longest Sentence. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. According to my theory that everything is real. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. I suppose I could let someone else have the glory. Or maybe not. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. Haha, oops. They avoided the sun at all costs. Because I do. Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. I love my calculator, though. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? You see, my school has "block" scheduling. Perhaps their just trying to be nice. I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. I would be. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) : (. 516 words 'In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this . Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits.